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einheriar
einheriar:
““ Steve by 菊叔
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einheriar:

Steve by 菊叔

Tuesday   20:00    via shinelikethunder
Tags: queue! you pretty things  steve rogers 
lalawooo

lalawooo:

3 illustrations for a Chinese Stucky fanfic book named “It happened three nights”.In this fiction Bucky was found by Steve five years after he fell from the train,still with left arm and memory lost,but they fell in love again.The first pic is Steve and Bucky canoodling in the Ops room(then get caught XD);the second one is Steve lacing shoes for Bucky,and the third one is Steve drawing a portrait of Bucky when he’s asleep.

Monday   20:00    via shinelikethunder
Tags: queue! you pretty things  stucky  steve rogers  bucky barnes 
theonion
omgpickaname:
“ rubitrightintomyeyes:
“ theonion:
“ Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless...

omgpickaname:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”

Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.

In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.

Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.

“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”

“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”

Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.

“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”

While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.

“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”

“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.

At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Monday   16:00    via relevantlyirreverent
Tags: lol  queue! you pretty things 
filthdao:
“ avatar taken from this illustration by Basil Gogos
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_adventure
”

filthdao:

avatar taken from this illustration by Basil Gogos

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_adventure

Monday   03:05    via filthdao
unnecessaryhorns

unnecessaryhorns:

People Rejecting Loki’s Romantic Advances: A Collection

Awww poor Loki

Sunday   16:00    via thotki
juls-art

juls-art:

another morticia/addam’s family inspired

⚡🐍😘

Bonus:

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Saturday   22:44    via thorkidumpster
Tags: thorki  thor  loki  lady loki 

k-eke:

Chilling.

Song

Saturday   22:43    via k-eke
Tags: gifs  videos  menswear dog 
masculinedevil
Saturday   22:42    via itabia
Tags: gifs  yakuza  reminds me of ichi thr killer a little bit 
carnival-phantasm

carnival-phantasm:

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Saturday   20:45    via freya-deathstalker
Tags: gifs  queue! you pretty things 
golikethatcat

golikethatcat:

Loki Study ( saw a pic posted by @peacope, had new pastels, got inspired!) Cheers!

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Saturday   20:35    via cuppyren
Tags: queue! you pretty things  loki  loki laufeyson  loki odinson 
wholegrain-whore

@k-eke

Saturday   02:00    via trr3rr
Tags: videos 
youtube.com

cancerianprincess:

gahdamnpunk:

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

Monday   20:00    via hackedmotionsensors
Tags: videos  queue! you pretty things 
westwallys

westwallys:

EZRA MILLER
for Playboy (2018), ph. Ryan Pfluger.

Monday   17:28    via cytharat
poupon
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

plaidadder:

crewdlydrawn:

poupon:

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This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

Monday   17:02    via blanketforyourshock
toomuchtoasks

toomuchtoasks:

Cody Fern attends the 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards on January 6, 2019.

Monday   16:25    via jxhniarty
Tags: cody fern  ahs  gifs  golden globes  more of this please  first glance i thought it was cumberbatch but he aint got the balls to be this bitchin 
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